Sunday, December 15, 2013

Why Starburst are the Best


    Starburst are hands down superior because of the flavor variety and intensity, for the better price. 
        The great variety of flavors is what will make the candy more popular. Extravagance is what makes candy what it is. If a child does not like a certain flavor, chances are they will like at least one of the others. Having only a single flavor is boring, ruining the purpose of eating the candy and decreasing the likelihood of somebody enjoying it.
         It is also the intensity of flavor that reins superior. In the common heartbreaking dilemma that children are faced with; when they may only have one candy, they will like the flavor to be more intense and last longer. This increases the value of the candy. Bland flavors will surely be worth less.
         Not only does Starburst have a greater value, but the price is drastically cheaper. If you are a person who buys candy constantly, the amounts of money that may seem like a small difference, will add up. When the value of the candy is better, and the price is cheaper, why would you not choose it?
         The supporters of M and M's believe that their candy is better fot three false reasons: they are made of real chocolate, they are not sticky, and they make a person happy. I assume that 'not sticky', is suggesting that Starburst is sticky, which is wrong. On top of that, M and Ms are only not sticky when cold. Once they are in your hands, those artificial colors get all over the place. also, I have no idea what they mean by 'makes you happy'. Maybe chocolate will upset somebody. I know I will be angry when my hands are covered in sticky, artificial colors. 

1 comment:

  1. Tyler,
    I agree 100%, since i was on the Starbursts team. This is great, the use of adjectives to describe the candy is good too! This was one of my favourites, and I personally like the way you said "Maybe chocolate will upset somebody" that made me laugh. Good post!

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